So I had my wisdom teeth removed today. (I would really like to have a word with whoever decided humans needed wisdom teeth. Just a moment of their time to discuss some design flaws. Loudly.)
At any rate, highlights included:
-Coming to, forgetting what had happened and needing somebody to help me walk over to the recovery area
-Trying to convince the people around me I didn't need help walking despite blatant evidence to the contrary
-Deciding I was fine and trying ridiculously hard to read my book
-Feeling nauseous looking at the words
-Protesting when somebody took the book away anyway
-Seeing everything in double
-Accusing the nur